only Mr Sprite and Banebane is alive..

I told most of them, MaKaN's raiding spirit just came back and we definitely proved that further by killing Terestian Illhoof tonight!

3 more cheers for MaKaN! You guys rock! Only 2 more bosses left and we will be officially Karazhan-ed! Mr Sprite and Banebane.. WATCH OUT! Coz we're aiming your asses! =P


Terestian Illhoof - The satyr who likes to play SM with his chains
Aromir - Priest
Bloodyshirox - Paladin
Demonplus - Warlock
Gillahsa - Mage
Hadas - Priest
Kayatoast - Warrior
Mordanne - Warrior
Takoyaki - Druid
Wantonmee - Hunter
Winnae - Mage

A weekend of PWNage!!

This has been a huge achievement for us since some time but.. Prince and Aran is FINALLY DEAD!!!

3 cheers for MaKaN!! Now we just have to say "Hi" to Netherspite, Terestian Illhoof and Nightbane and bid them farewell too hahaha! =P

The Crusaders of MaKaN.. line up! (In Alphabetical order)


Prince Malchezaar - Ugly big guy with infernals
Bloodyshirox - Paladin
Demonplus - Warlock
Gillahsa - Mage
Hadas - Priest
Morgayne - Rogue
Naan - Priest
Takoyaki - Druid
Tinkyyo - Priest
Wantonmee - Hunter
Xavilee - Warrior


Shade of Aran - Stupid old thirsty man with four water elementals
Aromir - Priest
Bloodyshirox - Paladin
Demonplus - Warlock
Hadas - Priest
Kayatoast - Warrior
Maicha - Mage
Takoyaki - Druid
Tinkyyo - Priest
Wantonmee - Hunter
Warriorx - Warrior

Leshrec and Gretel's Farewell dinner!

We dedicate this post to one of the guild's favourite mages, presenting to you..


MR TAN & MRS TAN STAR STAR!


Back from retirement.. I mean the camera =P


Ssunsett, Gretel and the magical finger of... Tinkyyo!


Jess & Curry and the candid "passerby".. Tinkyyo!


Ssunsett and Gretel with their fruity drinks!


The owl.. drinks during daytime and sleeps during night..


Naan loves sausages but Naan was not there =(


German salad, with prawns, tuna and of course.. veggies!


The german sauces, applicable to all taste buds!


Sinful.. fried food are good for health! =X


You've seen Charlies' Angel. This is.. MaKaN Angels! They kick, bite, claw and whatever they need to.. to get their BFs off the keyboard =P


Longan, Tako, Curry, Jess -> I can't think of anything to write, the picture looks so.. normal =/


Do all taurens not smile? Undeads are way cooler =P

First MAKAN OWNAGE for MOROES on 20th April 2007

Good morning ladies and gentleman, this is journalist Maicha reporting live in Karazhan – The land of the dead. After multiple attempts for Moroes blood, we finally down him and soak our hands with his blood.

Actor:
Tanks
Thorpey the Stripper
Xavilee the Giant
Mage
Maicha the Vain
Priest
Aromir the Medic
Hadas the Whiner
Ensof the virgin (His first run)
Hunter
Wantonmee the Pet Abuser
Paladin
Bloodmagik the Exposer
Druid
Takoyako the Owl (dropout halfway due to hardware problems)
Warlock
Elberex the Seducer (Replacement for Takoyaki)
Rogue
Morgayne the killer

Our Basic Tactics on 20/04/07

1. Amp Magic the tanks to increase heal effects.



2. CC the other 3 adds other than shadowpriest with 2 shackle and 1 ice trap. Keep CC it always will definitely pull the tides of the fight in our favour.



3. Kill the shadowpriest with FULL DPS with Mor stunning and distracting her. Counterspell her when she cast Mana Burn which will reduce any caster mana to 0. First victims is Hadas whom become a sitting duck after his mana is reduced to 0.



4. DPS Moroes but NOT overaggroing it. Moroes will vanish and garrotte anyone in the party which cause 1k+ dmg per second. Sound off if you are inflicted with it. Mages are the best to take garrotte as we can IceBlock outta it. (Praise Blizzard for ICEBLOCK).



5. Moroes at 30% turn ki siaoz (enrage) mode. FULL DPS and kick his ass.
   Don’t be too happy after Moroes is dead : three more CC elite mobs to go.



6. DO NOT LOOT after all adds is dead……



7. TAKE PHOTO FIRST (kidding……)
   
   (Personal note: Gratz to Mor for his uber sword~~)

The Banquet of Moores
No wonder Moroes was angry, we was sitting on his food....

Happy Guest

Happily chatting away.

Tough Fight
Cruelty of War - Sole survival of the team.

Victory
No matter what, Makan still Prevail.

Congrats to Morgayne

New dagger toy to our uber rogue~

Reportings for Mechanar Heroic Instance on 02nd April 2007.

Hi, This is MAKAN journalist reporting again. Yesterday a group of idiot 4 attempts to venture into the depths of the Mechanar HEROIC instance. Being a real-time battle journatlist, I decide to join in the party and make a real time battle report in the heroic instance.

Party includes Thorpey the stripper, Putam the Angbao Mage, Wantonmee the chao keng, Aro the medic and Maicha the Vain.

Interview of the party
Why Mechanar heroic instance?
Thorpey : " I got a fetish with gundam robots and want to do a striptease for them"
Aro : "My dream is to be able to save lifes as a medic! I go whereever that needs me"
Wantonmee : " As usual, just want to bring my pet for a walk and take a piss"
Maicha : "The Nethermancer Sepethrea inside is chio, juz want to know her better"
Putam : "Scew you! Stop wasting my time! I just want to go for the kill!"

Upon entering the instance, a sense of danger and excitement overcomes the party. Being a orge, Thorpey was overcome with bloodlust and rush at the “gundam” robots in the instance. Pity that Aro was chatting with Maicha and thus first casualty was borned. Aro paid the price with his blood too. The war is cruel…… Manage to clear with 2 mages and 1 hunter thou with thanks to Thorpey for dying only when the “gundam” robot at half dead.

Attempt on the 1st key boss was met with a first wiped due to the jack the ripper boss dot us with his chain saw. We managed to kick his ass in the second round with mages AMP magic on everyone!

The terrorist bomber mobs raped Putam when he tried to rush in AE while the “hum ji” Maicha frost nova with Water Elemental and Blizz safely at a distance. Need to pick up his bones and piece him back into one piece before we can continue our adventure.

Then begin our attempt on the first “gundam” boss. The boss still has the farting arcane explosion power which set our mind on maintaining the original location for fighting the boss (tactics from normal mechanar). The boss however was buffed up by the evil Blizz Organisation (EBO). He now got a BATTERY power (Polarity charge) who makes 5 of us into walking Energizer Battery. We will be infused with positive or negative charges when the boss cast it on us. EBO observe the rules of the gays and force the positive charges member to collaborate with the positive one while the negative with negative. If not we will pay the ultimate price of 2k DMG if positive and negative meet together. However, if the gays (+ to +) meet up, we will go insane dps mode. Tactics of this boss is the healer stay far away from party and keep healing while the rest except Tank run here and there finding their gay partners. The tank must sound off whether he is + or – so that the same charges will run to him. Manage to kill him easily.

The 2nd key boss is the hammer boss which will have a shadow elemental attack on his weapon. He also can fart poison out so NO AMP magic unless the tank requested. Pawned him fairly easy too.

Sensing that the night is late which makes our combat harder due to tiredness, Wantonmee the chaokeng suggest we go combat rest. Thus end of our small adventure in Heroic instance.

This is Maicha the journalist reporting in Heroic Mechanar. Will be making more real time reports in future.

Below is some clips of the journey. May contain some gore screens thus children under 18 can only watch under parent supervision.


The Beginning of the Journey.

Sensing Evil (skull at entrance), Maicha the vain disregard his vainty and wear his little red riding hood gear and Billabong surfboard pants.

Battleground at Mechanar

Poor thorpey....... Being isolated at the mobs while the rest slack at a safe distance.













Cruelty of War

Aro being teared apart by the mobs. Who cares about Genova Convention in the middle of battleground. Medic will be killed irregardlessly anyway.

The Crypt

MAKAN First Expedition to Auchindoen Crypt
Difficulty: HARD
Actor: Mc, Aro, WTM, Travel, Lau
Supporting Actor: N
Date: 29th January 2007
Things to take note:
After aggro elite mobs, Spirits will spawned and fight thus increasing the number of mobs.
Kill Possessor First as they will take over you till the 12s is finish or your hp down to 50%.
Monk CANNOT be CC

After MAKAN first tour around MANA TOMB, the Makan 5 decided to advance to Auchindoun Crypt for another near-death experience tour. In this post, I will post conversation during the boss fight.

First Boss Encounter:
Mc: Wah…. A big cock eye floating there manz…. I want to poke it!!!
Aro: Ehhh.. Boss leh…. We must plan our strategy first
Wtm : Simi strategy, just use our LLL method lor.
Travel : Aiyah… this one easy lar…. I 3 lvl higher than him leh.
Lau : Ehh…. Better have one medic on me in case of anything. I don’t want to be a butchered cow.
Mc: So Aro, whats the plan?
Aro: I checking. wait wait… apparently we need to siam his fire ball area the area of the one whom he shouted out. After the fireball is out, there will be a fire beacon left which caused 1-2k if your are near it.
Wtm: So basically the entire party will dance cha cha up and front to siam his atk.
Mc: let’s just kill him lar. Go go go…
*Laubase CHARGED*
Lau: Ehhh this boss quite pussy leh… only deal me 600 dmg per hit. I can catch fleas in my hair while fighting.
*Boss Shout LAU and throw a fireball on him*
Lau: WTF…. I am dying~~ HEAL ME!!!!
Wtm: CharSiew getting BURNT!!
Aro: Bandage yourself, I will only heal the tank.
Mc: lol.. the boss tulanz bcos u see him no up.
Travel: I throw blizzard to lower the temperature
Mc: DPS DPS DPS
*After a while, boss is dead*
Boss is a Peeping-Tom?


Tactics To kill First Boss: Party will be divided into 2 --> Tank, rest of party.
1) Tank will cheong in and tank the boss in front.
2) Rest of party clump together for warmth while the tank is braving for us. ( Best to have a priest to cast instant renew on tank)
3) Once boss shout out party name, the entire party will move up/down depending on your locations together.
4)Boss shoot and if lucky minimal damage to party since already move out of way
5)Boss shout party name again, move down/up again also depending on location, however impt to maintain healing or dps distance btw the tank and party.
6)mages must cast channel or instant spell to siamz the debuff.


Second Boss Encounter:
Wtm: This boss looks tiny.. We gonna OWNED him.
Aro: Wait wait, I checking his power. Apparently, he can clone u guys and at 15-20% hp, he will clone himself which will commit mortal strike for 1-2k dmg. Also After the boss is down, the clone will not despawned.
Mc: WTF… clones???? I though that is illegal!
Travel: Yeah, Mad scientist on the loose~~~
Lau: Someone call the FBI or CIA or Armed Forces.
*Lau call AF to notify the situation*
Aro: I will mainly heal the main tank, the rest bandage hor!
Mc: Damn…. U guys should get a night elf female in our party…. I would prefer a female nurse to first aid me!
Travel: Ya lor.. all cow and bones here… I am the only female troll!
Wtm: Nevermind, lets just do it… few days back bring my bear for a walk in mana tomb, now I gonna let my charsiew pissed on the boss dead body!
Aro: Kia kia~~
*Start the fight*
*Boss clone Mc*
Mc: Damn….. I kana cloned… Fwah.. so yandaoz ar….
Travel: Kill Mc clone!!! Dps like you mean it!
Aro: Finally got a chance to kill Mc although it’s only a clone…. But still…. Satisfy my hunger for revenge!!!
Mc: argghhhh, my brother clone…… no love for mages…
Lau: Ehhh…. 20% soon.
Wtm: I kite him
Wtm: Ehh he too fast… one strike 2k…
*Party wiped*
Lau: Ehhh Armed Forced just call me…. Need to report in camp… They say mad scientist on the loose.
Mc: Ehh You the ONE who make the call lor!
Lau: Damn…. Anyway need go.. dun want to tio AWOL.
*Lau leave party*
Mc: How ar… bo meat tank liaoz….
Wtm: I ask nie to join
*Nie join the party*
Travel: Nie lai lai~
Nie: I refused!
Nie: Btw guys control your dps, I not paying for your repairs!
*Nie reached and begins fighting*
Aro: I am dead. You guys should focus to kill clones!
Nie: Boss left 2-5%, KILL HIM! I will on my shield to tahan a few more second.
*Mc and travel shoot all instant cast spells*
*Boss dead*
Mc: YEAH~~ BOSS Dead!!
*Cloned boss come behind and poke Mc Ass*
Mc: Argghhh, MY ASS!!!
*Party wiped with the boss*
DOUBLE KO but still PWNED the boss!!!
BOSS DOUBLE KO!!

WE got him in the end~~


Tactics:
Just dps, heal and tank then pray for the best~~!!!
If clone the strongest in the party... then.... gd luck....

MaKan First Adventure to Mana Tomb

On 17th January 2007, 5 bored Makanians (Lb, Wtm, Ank, A and Mc) was roaming around in Trekkar Forest. Exploring the hot spots of The Bone Waste, they chanced upon the ruins of AUCHINDOUN.

Mc : WTF, what is this damn big place, send chills down my bone?
Wtm:Dunno leh. Juz explore lar, needa bring my pet out for a walk mahz.
Lb:kinda creepy but we got nothing to do anyway.
A: kia kia
Ank:Ehhh... I saw some blue swirling portal in front.
Wtm:Lets go manz.... go bio got chio bu a not.
*After entering the portal*
Mc:wat the!!! MANATOMB... instance leh.... i don't wanna die young here.
A:ehh u are already dead leh!!! tats y u are undead!!!
Wtm: ehh my pet see that mana lamp post there and want to pee there leh.
Lb: juz try and walk around lor... make the pet happy... if not kana SPCA jia lat manz.
Ank: my pet feeling horny also leh... needa seduce the yandao mummy lookalike.
*Begins Makan 1st Tourage of Mana tomb.*

First Boss : Pandemonius
Our Tactic: LLL (Pure dps)
Boss Special : Reflect spells with shield/AOE shadowbolts ave for 2k and knockback.
Wiped: Zero
Difficulty: Normal

Boss walking bah long long Boss DOWN


Second Boss : Tavarok
Our Tactic: LLL (Pure dps again at max range)
Boss Special : Earthquake AoE (Max range is safe)
Wiped: Zero
Difficulty: Easy
Boss looks Cool manz Not cool anymore when you are dead



Second Boss : Nexus-Prince Shaffar
Our Tactic: LLL (Dps blue ball first)
Boss Special : Summon Etheral Essence.
Wiped: Once
Difficulty: Normal

Paisay... Kill boss too fast. Dun have his coffin picture... lol

The Burning Crusade has begun!!! (1 of 2)

The Burning Crusade has begun!!! (2 of 2)

Behold, the success

With BC around the corner, the Mage and Rogue department decided to face their greatest challenges, in Scarlet Stratholme and Blackrock Depths respectively..

BC Celebration Party feat. MaKaN!

Thanks everyone for coming! Hope you had fun! :)