Saturday, February 03, 2007

The Crypt

MAKAN First Expedition to Auchindoen Crypt
Difficulty: HARD
Actor: Mc, Aro, WTM, Travel, Lau
Supporting Actor: N
Date: 29th January 2007
Things to take note:
After aggro elite mobs, Spirits will spawned and fight thus increasing the number of mobs.
Kill Possessor First as they will take over you till the 12s is finish or your hp down to 50%.
Monk CANNOT be CC

After MAKAN first tour around MANA TOMB, the Makan 5 decided to advance to Auchindoun Crypt for another near-death experience tour. In this post, I will post conversation during the boss fight.

First Boss Encounter:
Mc: Wah…. A big cock eye floating there manz…. I want to poke it!!!
Aro: Ehhh.. Boss leh…. We must plan our strategy first
Wtm : Simi strategy, just use our LLL method lor.
Travel : Aiyah… this one easy lar…. I 3 lvl higher than him leh.
Lau : Ehh…. Better have one medic on me in case of anything. I don’t want to be a butchered cow.
Mc: So Aro, whats the plan?
Aro: I checking. wait wait… apparently we need to siam his fire ball area the area of the one whom he shouted out. After the fireball is out, there will be a fire beacon left which caused 1-2k if your are near it.
Wtm: So basically the entire party will dance cha cha up and front to siam his atk.
Mc: let’s just kill him lar. Go go go…
*Laubase CHARGED*
Lau: Ehhh this boss quite pussy leh… only deal me 600 dmg per hit. I can catch fleas in my hair while fighting.
*Boss Shout LAU and throw a fireball on him*
Lau: WTF…. I am dying~~ HEAL ME!!!!
Wtm: CharSiew getting BURNT!!
Aro: Bandage yourself, I will only heal the tank.
Mc: lol.. the boss tulanz bcos u see him no up.
Travel: I throw blizzard to lower the temperature
Mc: DPS DPS DPS
*After a while, boss is dead*
Boss is a Peeping-Tom?


Tactics To kill First Boss: Party will be divided into 2 --> Tank, rest of party.
1) Tank will cheong in and tank the boss in front.
2) Rest of party clump together for warmth while the tank is braving for us. ( Best to have a priest to cast instant renew on tank)
3) Once boss shout out party name, the entire party will move up/down depending on your locations together.
4)Boss shoot and if lucky minimal damage to party since already move out of way
5)Boss shout party name again, move down/up again also depending on location, however impt to maintain healing or dps distance btw the tank and party.
6)mages must cast channel or instant spell to siamz the debuff.


Second Boss Encounter:
Wtm: This boss looks tiny.. We gonna OWNED him.
Aro: Wait wait, I checking his power. Apparently, he can clone u guys and at 15-20% hp, he will clone himself which will commit mortal strike for 1-2k dmg. Also After the boss is down, the clone will not despawned.
Mc: WTF… clones???? I though that is illegal!
Travel: Yeah, Mad scientist on the loose~~~
Lau: Someone call the FBI or CIA or Armed Forces.
*Lau call AF to notify the situation*
Aro: I will mainly heal the main tank, the rest bandage hor!
Mc: Damn…. U guys should get a night elf female in our party…. I would prefer a female nurse to first aid me!
Travel: Ya lor.. all cow and bones here… I am the only female troll!
Wtm: Nevermind, lets just do it… few days back bring my bear for a walk in mana tomb, now I gonna let my charsiew pissed on the boss dead body!
Aro: Kia kia~~
*Start the fight*
*Boss clone Mc*
Mc: Damn….. I kana cloned… Fwah.. so yandaoz ar….
Travel: Kill Mc clone!!! Dps like you mean it!
Aro: Finally got a chance to kill Mc although it’s only a clone…. But still…. Satisfy my hunger for revenge!!!
Mc: argghhhh, my brother clone…… no love for mages…
Lau: Ehhh…. 20% soon.
Wtm: I kite him
Wtm: Ehh he too fast… one strike 2k…
*Party wiped*
Lau: Ehhh Armed Forced just call me…. Need to report in camp… They say mad scientist on the loose.
Mc: Ehh You the ONE who make the call lor!
Lau: Damn…. Anyway need go.. dun want to tio AWOL.
*Lau leave party*
Mc: How ar… bo meat tank liaoz….
Wtm: I ask nie to join
*Nie join the party*
Travel: Nie lai lai~
Nie: I refused!
Nie: Btw guys control your dps, I not paying for your repairs!
*Nie reached and begins fighting*
Aro: I am dead. You guys should focus to kill clones!
Nie: Boss left 2-5%, KILL HIM! I will on my shield to tahan a few more second.
*Mc and travel shoot all instant cast spells*
*Boss dead*
Mc: YEAH~~ BOSS Dead!!
*Cloned boss come behind and poke Mc Ass*
Mc: Argghhh, MY ASS!!!
*Party wiped with the boss*
DOUBLE KO but still PWNED the boss!!!
BOSS DOUBLE KO!!

WE got him in the end~~


Tactics:
Just dps, heal and tank then pray for the best~~!!!
If clone the strongest in the party... then.... gd luck....