Hi, This is MAKAN journalist reporting again. Yesterday a group of idiot 4 attempts to venture into the depths of the Mechanar HEROIC instance. Being a real-time battle journatlist, I decide to join in the party and make a real time battle report in the heroic instance.
Party includes Thorpey the stripper, Putam the Angbao Mage, Wantonmee the chao keng, Aro the medic and Maicha the Vain.
Interview of the party
Why Mechanar heroic instance?
Thorpey : " I got a fetish with gundam robots and want to do a striptease for them"
Aro : "My dream is to be able to save lifes as a medic! I go whereever that needs me"
Wantonmee : " As usual, just want to bring my pet for a walk and take a piss"
Maicha : "The Nethermancer Sepethrea inside is chio, juz want to know her better"
Putam : "Scew you! Stop wasting my time! I just want to go for the kill!"
Upon entering the instance, a sense of danger and excitement overcomes the party. Being a orge, Thorpey was overcome with bloodlust and rush at the “gundam” robots in the instance. Pity that Aro was chatting with Maicha and thus first casualty was borned. Aro paid the price with his blood too. The war is cruel…… Manage to clear with 2 mages and 1 hunter thou with thanks to Thorpey for dying only when the “gundam” robot at half dead.
Attempt on the 1st key boss was met with a first wiped due to the jack the ripper boss dot us with his chain saw. We managed to kick his ass in the second round with mages AMP magic on everyone!
The terrorist bomber mobs raped Putam when he tried to rush in AE while the “hum ji” Maicha frost nova with Water Elemental and Blizz safely at a distance. Need to pick up his bones and piece him back into one piece before we can continue our adventure.
Then begin our attempt on the first “gundam” boss. The boss still has the farting arcane explosion power which set our mind on maintaining the original location for fighting the boss (tactics from normal mechanar). The boss however was buffed up by the evil Blizz Organisation (EBO). He now got a BATTERY power (Polarity charge) who makes 5 of us into walking Energizer Battery. We will be infused with positive or negative charges when the boss cast it on us. EBO observe the rules of the gays and force the positive charges member to collaborate with the positive one while the negative with negative. If not we will pay the ultimate price of 2k DMG if positive and negative meet together. However, if the gays (+ to +) meet up, we will go insane dps mode. Tactics of this boss is the healer stay far away from party and keep healing while the rest except Tank run here and there finding their gay partners. The tank must sound off whether he is + or – so that the same charges will run to him. Manage to kill him easily.
The 2nd key boss is the hammer boss which will have a shadow elemental attack on his weapon. He also can fart poison out so NO AMP magic unless the tank requested. Pawned him fairly easy too.
Sensing that the night is late which makes our combat harder due to tiredness, Wantonmee the chaokeng suggest we go combat rest. Thus end of our small adventure in Heroic instance.
This is Maicha the journalist reporting in Heroic Mechanar. Will be making more real time reports in future.
Below is some clips of the journey. May contain some gore screens thus children under 18 can only watch under parent supervision.
The Beginning of the Journey.
Sensing Evil (skull at entrance), Maicha the vain disregard his vainty and wear his little red riding hood gear and Billabong surfboard pants.
Battleground at Mechanar
Poor thorpey....... Being isolated at the mobs while the rest slack at a safe distance.
Cruelty of WarAro being teared apart by the mobs. Who cares about Genova Convention in the middle of battleground. Medic will be killed irregardlessly anyway.
Tough Fight
Victory
Congrats to Morgayne
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